Skinny bitches eat dessert

“Tits on a stick” is how a comedienne friend of mine refers to women in Los Angeles. She’s a full figured, spit-fire from the South and doesn’t have a problem telling you how annoyed she gets from hearing LA women talking about dieting, juicing and plastic surgery.

It is annoying……and true. I hate to generalize, but generally speaking, most women I know or have met in LA, are overly concerned about their weight and their looks and yes, there is a whole lotta juicing going on out here. Botox, breast implants, nose jobs, oh my! Women over 40 are striving to look like they did in their 30’s and women in their 30’s are competing with the 20-year-olds. I’m taking a poll: Is it so bad?

I’m 46 years old and consider myself physically fit.  My breasts and Italian nose are the real deal so I don’t fall under the “tits on a stick” category. I attempt to choose healthy foods and shy away from dairy, alcohol, bread and sugar. However, when I get an evil sugar craving, I will sit down and eat an entire piece of my favorite Tropical Coconut Cake from Suzy Cakes in Brentwood. The misconception about most skinny bitches is they are starving themselves or depriving themselves. This may be true for some in Hollywood, but this skinny bitch believes that every now and then, when a craving calls, it must answered in the form of cake, brownies, sundaes or dark chocolate.

Is there something you’ve been craving lately but haven’t allowed yourself to indulge?

Just fork it and enjoy.

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